The Ten Commandments of Hand, the Invisible, God of the USSA

Joseph E Fasciani, 21 May 2004

  1. I am that I am. Never forget it.
  2. You, little wo/man, shall have no gods but Me. See below.
  3. Raise up your children and offer them unto my sacrifices. Don’t ask.
  4. You will cheat, lie, and murder when I tell you.
  5. And not a minute sooner. Or else.
  6. Forget about your mother and father: remember only Me.
  7. Shut up, pay your taxes, stop whining about a National Medical Plan. Or else.
  8. You may covet your neighbour’s ass and grass, but all natural resources are mine, to sell as I deem best.
  9. Is that a problem? Go to 10.
  10. Get in line. Take only what you can carry to the FEMA bus.